Theater Kid

A derogatory colloquial term to describe a person whose education and areas of expertise are based solely in the humanities, yet somehow ends up in a position of power and/or authority that requires a much more concrete skill set. Tends to use obfuscation and snark whenever pressed to demonstrate actual competence in their job, and usually responds to dismissal by posting video of themselves crying to social media. Invariably first to go in the private sector when workforce reductions hit, but can often thrive and even enjoy lifetime reelections to public office.

"Did you see that clip of the deputy mayor cursing out people and throwing her microphone at the town hall? This is why you don't vote for theater kids, people."

by Lex Logic March 14, 2025

Walmart Kid

Slur for lost kids

What are you, a fucking Walmart kid?

by BreadMan269 December 8, 2021

Kid Bling

really sexy

"Wow, that Kid Bling guy sure is sexy"

by KidBling April 8, 2021

SafeChat kid

Someone Who Can Be under the age of 13 On an app called Roblox

Roblox Player 1: Hey ######## i said stop

Roblox Player 2: i dont speak tags lol

Roblox Player 1: Lol imagine having safechat KID

by withtha5 June 20, 2022

are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me

are you really fuckity fucking fucks shitting me bitch shitty motherfucking mf?

i i it think amaore satwears woarsds in my secntence makes it mozre MAUTRE AND VERTY ADUTSUIHSODIFHUIHIU

Person 1: Are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me you motherfucking shitty mf?

Person 2: ok 5 y/o

by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 17, 2022

Lil baby kid

Someone who’s is being not only a baby, but also a kid, thus making a “Lil Baby Kid”

Stanley’s not answering his phone because he was napping, what a lil baby kid.

by Self Explanatory June 19, 2023

Backpack Kid

A short and annoying person that runs around school with a backpack which is disproportionately large for their size.

“Lmao bro, Aleks was such a fucking backpack kid in middle school”

by Lobster Money May 23, 2025