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Monkey Toaster

a hairy male that is very hot as in heat so don't get the wrong idea you big perv.
My boyfriend is a monkey toaster he kept me warm all night long.
by penis love96 June 20, 2011
mugGet the Monkey Toastermug.
To talk incessantly. A colloquialism. Origin. Gert Godfrey or likely one of her ancestors.
Adrian could talk a tin ear off a brass monkey
by James B. Beam May 27, 2023
mugGet the talk a tin ear off a brass monkeymug.

Discharge Monkey

by Theotheblackperson July 25, 2022
mugGet the Discharge Monkeymug.

Monkey monitor

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings
The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club
by Dj Fish May 16, 2003
mugGet the Monkey monitormug.

Monkey Pox

Monkey Pox is a disease and the only cure is sending an arch pic to the opposite sex of someone ur age
Olivia u have monkey pox you need to send an arch pic
by Dr. Applecott August 8, 2022
mugGet the Monkey Poxmug.

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.
That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.
by LilXangie May 22, 2024
mugGet the Peanut Butter Monkey Tailmug.

Textbook Monkey

Someone who intends to or has completed an academic piece of work or endeavour by memorising information from a textbook, often leading to a shallow understanding of the topic.
"How did you get an A on the exam?"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"
by MFBlu May 2, 2024
mugGet the Textbook Monkeymug.

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