A metaphor for a child who enters this world high functioning on the autism spectrum. A well engineered child who comes with all of the parts but needs proper care and assembly to standup in todays society.
by Ikea Kid September 18, 2016
It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.
Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.
Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.
Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.
by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022
I wanna try new things with my girl but I’m not sure what
You could always do the kid punisher
Your right! They need to learn a lesson to not roam around in my balls
You could always do the kid punisher
Your right! They need to learn a lesson to not roam around in my balls
by Yek December 23, 2020
a motherf**king perfectionist who has a meltdown when something isn't symmetrical
also holy sh** i just described my mom
also holy sh** i just described my mom
Mom: NO!! YOUR BED MUST BE MADE SYMMETRICALLY!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Child: Neeheeheeheehee~! Okay Death the Kid kinnie~!
Child: Neeheeheeheehee~! Okay Death the Kid kinnie~!
by ShumaiUnbreakable November 18, 2020
Bunch of weak kids that think they hard but in reality they a bunch of cup cakes and carry around STD`s.
by Central Kids September 09, 2019
by Shadyelms October 12, 2021
Really bouncy and very active. (Take this with a grain of salt as I have ADHD)
They sometimes feel the need to be moving. Ex: middle of math class, and they feel like jumping out of the window.
I am a very hyper person, and I do do my best to control it. Since I am an early teen, I often burn all that energy off with friends. People that are hyper would often do things such as roll down a hill, climb trees, go into a sewer, if they are still a kid. I used this activity to take up “parkour”, doing hurtles and jumps and climbing stuff.
They sometimes feel the need to be moving. Ex: middle of math class, and they feel like jumping out of the window.
I am a very hyper person, and I do do my best to control it. Since I am an early teen, I often burn all that energy off with friends. People that are hyper would often do things such as roll down a hill, climb trees, go into a sewer, if they are still a kid. I used this activity to take up “parkour”, doing hurtles and jumps and climbing stuff.
Person: why is that kid about to skate down the hill with nobody around?
Person 2: he’s probably one of those really hyper kids across the street.
Person 2: he’s probably one of those really hyper kids across the street.
by Xakez April 24, 2021