Cunted

The act of being fucked up, fucked over or just in a fucked situation.

1sted used by Chris Thomson of Sawtell, NSW, Australia

"Dude, he just got cunted by that!!"
"This bill has me cunted"

by Sir Yogi Wan December 15, 2019

Cunt

Can't understand normal talk.

When a man calls a woman a cunt, the first thing that they say is "what did you say?"

by Loe dawg November 13, 2022

dodgy cunt

Noddy

Noddy is a dodgy cunt.

by Erik jefferson August 28, 2016

Cunt Hunt

The more modern term for witch hunt.

Ms. Clitton denied any wrongdoing of her alleged involvement in the scandals that spanned several decades and repeatedly pled the fifth. An angry mob of journalists surrounded Ms. Clitton, sticking microphones dressed like penises under her chin and beside her mouth and adamantly demanded answers. “MS. CLITTON, IS IT TRUE YOU WOULDN’T SUCK YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK?” Ms.Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “But Ms. Clitton, America wants to know: DID YOU PUT YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK IN YOUR MOUTH, AT ANY POINT RECENTLY?” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “Ms. Clitton, the world is waiting… TELL US THE LAST TIME YOU SUCKED A DICK, ANY DICK, NOT JUST YOUR HUSBANDS’???” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “WE WANT THE TRUTH!” DID MONICA SUCK YOUR HUBBY OFF BECAUSE YOU WOULDN’T???” Ms. Clitton: “She sucked his dick cause she’s a whore!” Silence befell the insane mob and the massive Cunt Hunt finally drew to a close.

by summertime36 November 20, 2022

Cunt Curtin

When your pussy lips hang low.

Dude this bitch had some cunt curtins

by SC812 September 11, 2009

Table cunt

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death

Ima table cunt this motherfucker

by Balls man 1983 July 13, 2023

cunt couture

oozing pure cunt. dripping with diamonds. u are the runway. ur a bitch with purpose.

*twice preforming HELLO on tour*

audience member: CUNT COUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!

by tteacat September 27, 2022