Red Sea Wee

When a stray pubic hair crosses over a man’s urethra causing the stream of urine that's coming out to be divided in two.

The name originates from the parting of the Red Sea in the Bible.

Wife: Why is there piss all over the bathroom floor?
Husband: Sorry Love, It seems I had a Red Sea Wee.
Wife: Yeah, well get moppin’ Moses.

by Rex Durkin August 8, 2020

Code Red

When yo' boy trying to f*** but she's on her period

Yo Jimmy why you out with your boys on Valentine's day? Damnit Tim, I'm on Code Red

by pdoggyroggy February 15, 2021

Wisconsin Red Eye

shooting cheese card's in a woman's eye

I shot some cheese curds in this bitches eye and made her leave before sunrise. I gave her that Wisconsin Red Eye.

by Spooge Mcduck October 27, 2020

Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

Red Flag

Takes Latin, has 5th-period lunch, went to Spring garden and or Radcliffe, has a cardboard cut-out bad people, short,

Christian O'Brien was a walking Red Flag

by OgglaBoogla_TaceFlavia_69420 January 16, 2022

Reds

Menstruation period. When a girl is experiencing her menstruation period .

Boy : hey, wanna come see me Tonight?
Girl : nah, I'm on my reds , unless you don't mind 😊

by Phatbooty June 11, 2018

Red Rocket

A wrestling move with Russian origin that involves a man covering his genitals with hot sauce, and engaging in various sexual activities. Also works with a strap-on.

"I can't wait to meet up with this Anatoli guy! He says he'll show me moves like the Red Rocket!"

by patientz0 May 6, 2019