"Johnny's rearranging the room with a bunch of old clock parts he found in an alley. I think he might be a red tool, I am worried"
by zeahfd April 17, 2018
by Queen Trish paytas May 03, 2023
Your red is a person who you became close with in a short amount of time then suddenly realized they might be crazy as hell, but you’re already stuck with them so you just accept that you have a crazy ass friend now
by yourcolors May 30, 2023
When a bitch is looking through the period app, calendar app, Snapchat, messages, Instagram, etc. Trying to remember when her period started or ended
She can’t remember if she had just ended her period when we fucked or not. She’s going all red detective!
by cuminmenicki March 20, 2022
1) Having sex with a woman who is on her period. 2) A man's penis after having had sex with a woman on her period. 3) Female horniness when she is on her period.
I don't care if it will be messy, my girl's got red wood!
You don't need lube when you've got red wood!
Dude, my girl gave me red wood this morning and the ring still hasn't gone away!
You don't need lube when you've got red wood!
Dude, my girl gave me red wood this morning and the ring still hasn't gone away!
by E Ruff September 27, 2021
The stapler that Milton Waddams holds dearly, he set the building on fire when it was taken from him.
by RevoBumblebee March 22, 2020
A extremely rare phenomenon where the state of New York votes Republican in a presidential election. Since the time of the Great Depression (1933), New York has voted for a Republican president only 6 times. Of those 6 times, majority of those elections had a Republican Presidential winner by a landslide victory. The last time New York voted Republican, was when Reagan won a land slide victory in 1984.
Person 1: Will red New York happen in 2024?
Person 2: You mean if in 2024 the Republican Party can make a Reagan style landslide victory? Probably not.
Person 2: You mean if in 2024 the Republican Party can make a Reagan style landslide victory? Probably not.
by MST3K I like November 29, 2020