Skip to main content

jack in the box

When a person masturbates in public a public setting (class, at work, etc) whilst hiding it under their desk or clothing.
“Did you hear about Jared? The teacher caught him pulling a jack in the box during the lecture!”
by anonymous March 29, 2024
mugGet the jack in the boxmug.

Jack

A big sexy man who excels at nothing but being a fat shit and masturbating alone in his bedroom to 7 year old girls as well as video games. He is a master builder at Fortnite as well as an expert marksman at COD as you see from his plethora of Camos
Come over her, your cool just like jack
by Boy but not a girl November 23, 2018
mugGet the Jackmug.

Jack Burningham

Jack is a very kind person. Despite this when it comes to video games he is normally lacking the skills to complete with his peers
hey can my friend jack burningham join the squad

no he is dogwater
by cumwhore2016 February 11, 2021
mugGet the Jack Burninghammug.

Jack

The most amazing guy you will ever meet, he will make you fall for him within days, amazing laugh and beautiful eyes, the most amazing handsome man you will ever see.

(And he's really good at skate three)
Jack might be the most amazing guy I've ever met!
by Hayreeburger August 18, 2024
mugGet the Jackmug.

Jack

The cuntiest of cunts. Will put you in a choke hold and then get bitchy when you tell him to shut up. Will only approach you when your other friend isn't around because he's scared of her. Never admitted you've always been stronger than him because it would hurt his silly little ego. Furthermore, is somehow homophobic but also gay.
Person1: Jack is such a fucking cunt
Person2: Yeah, he's why I dislike how weak I feel
Person1: I want to kick him in the balls
by -KB May 15, 2022
mugGet the Jackmug.

Jack diddly shit

He was doing Jack diddly shit
by AlchemicBlue April 28, 2025
mugGet the Jack diddly shitmug.

jack barkhamer

i got lost in his stupid blue eyes. the way he giggled. his adorable dog. his humor. his music taste. the photos on his parents facebook that he hated so much. the way he made me so happy without even trying. how we talked like we’d known each other for years. he hated his nose but i love it. how pale you were compared to how tan i was. when he cut his hair & told me he had a bowl cut so i cried. how much shorter you thought you were then me when in reality you weren’t. the reason i’m doing cross country and track. the reason i believe in right person wrong time. our right time will come soon and until then i will damn well be waiting.
what is she crying over this time? probably jack barkhamer
by cassieanne21 November 4, 2021
mugGet the jack barkhamermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email