Jack Birk

the gayest nigga to ever exist

jack birk is so gay

by xellkkk September 26, 2018

jack dowd

a little boy with no social skills and was born from jesus, he has a setanic heart and loves his chair being kicked

jack dowd smells

by Flpppp November 04, 2016

Saudi Arabian Naval Jack

The act of covering yourself in oil, masturbating, and ejaculating into your own belly button.

Sorry Dave, would love to go to the pub tonight but I'm giving myself the ol' Saudi Arabian Naval Jack.

by SANJ Appreciater November 27, 2024

jack langhorn

Someone that tickles kids

Jack Langhorn is the stinkiest nonce ever, he smells of Gandhi's flip flop.

by Dog+asian=chow mein October 11, 2020

Jack heafford

The most washed Bottlejob of a guy, on the decline, an absolute shambles of a nax guy.

Jack heafford is a state

by GoatMf February 14, 2023

The American Jack-O-Lantern

On the night of All Hallows Eve, the male proceeds to thrust a carved pumpkin onto his partners, male or female, head while participating in the act of sexual intercourse. While the male performs these tasks he must yell out "Trick or Treat."

I can't wait for halloween this year, Pat promised to give me The American Jack-O-Lantern.

by 4B16 April 09, 2011

Jack Porter

a bully to MK. Jack Porter throws basketballs at Beatrice Toaster, and swings his elbows at Krostan. Despite this, Jack Porter still remains to be an excellent queen! Jack Porter does NOT satisfy his wife Graco.

MK: Jack Porter whips me everyday in the hallway.

Person 2: Omg! That is so rude! He’s still a queen tho!

by young gen c November 05, 2019