penis

a long, floppy or hard part of the male anatomy, it can be small (0-5in) or long (6-in). you can also have a shower or a grower. it is also used for sex witch you will never have you are on urban dictionary looking up penis u no pussy getting bitch .

person 1:omg did u see the no pussy getting mark used his penis to have sex and now has a child

person 2: dats cap mother fucker

by the cod nerd definer May 31, 2023

Penis extension

A term used when a man is excessively playing with his mobile phone, as though he is playing with his penis.

“Oh look, got his penis extension out again”

by dobbster June 4, 2023

Penis Colada

The result of having successfully pleasant-tasting cum after purposely drinking pineapple juice.

Dammnnn I heard about this craze where you drink pineapple juice and it makes your cum taste. I tried it and it worked! I had a penis colada.

by Cock for a tale June 4, 2023

Penis Flu

Combination of , semen , feces, and snot like a textured stomach, chunky, potent, pungent, smelling like substance that irrupt out of the volcano, like penis shaft , causing the penis, head to hang open. It is caused from anal, anal, anal sex usually it during German potato salad night and buck fucking after dinner or taco night pack in the tip of the penis with sauerkraut and digested potato salad material from the rectum from the animal plans remain soft and throw up every half an hour until all the sauerkraut is thrown up out of the penis May be used on hot dogs .

I’m doing a welfare check at the house hold of Rick and Cheryl I noticed that Ricks penis look like a volcano and it was vomiting from the tip, all over in the room with sauerkraut .. the penis flu Cheryl yelled he has the penis flu

by FkErrrrBODY13 June 4, 2023

Penis

The penis is a large shaft which is supposed to be placed in your mom, she usually enjoys it when you're her stepson

Hey stepson, wheres that fat penis of yours

by Big_cheese-balls.ca June 12, 2023

Penis water

A piss, usually only used when drinking with the boys

“Hold that thought, I’ve just gotta pop a penis water right quick”

by DolphinRapist June 16, 2023

PENIS FART

TEEHEETEEHEE

i want to penis fart on you

by jadenmolinaisapissbaby June 22, 2023