cock release

The opposite of cock block. When you are going after a girl, and your homie helps you get her.

Jim:Yo so did you get any pussy?
Kyle: Yea man, I got cock released by Bob.
Jim: Really? tight
Kyle: yea he helped me get with Brooke while I was spittin game with her.

by MJDfp January 15, 2011

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cock badge

Someone who steals the glory and credit for someone else's hard work. Also any cop that you see parked in a lot talking to another cop then you drive by an hour later and they are still sitting there. Can also be used interchangeably with douchebag.

Mike: Those cops are still sitting there talking? we saw them over two hours ago on the way to the store.
Hunt: What a cock badge.

by that one other guy with a afro January 17, 2011

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Cock's worth

A unit of measurement equivalent to roughly six inches. Used to make the process of measurement in inches and feet far easier and understandable to the average man. A cock can be divided into fractions in order to help the process.

Did you see six inches of snow fell the other night?
Yes, I believe you mean a cock's worth of snow.

I need a three foot work surface for the kitchen.
Indeed we have one that is exactly 36 cock's worth.

I'm 6'2" or 12 and a third penises.

by acheesemongerer December 3, 2010

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Cock-faced

The condition of bieng so drunk that when trying to explain your drunkenness you mix up the word cocked and shitfaced hence the word...

Tyler said this, "dude i love you this is awesome im so cock-faced right now..."

by Beautifuk yeahhh June 14, 2010

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Cock block

when you're talking to some babes and some deush bag comes up and takes the girls away from you

Wow, that guy was such a cock block!

by Da Big Crunk Daddy June 24, 2010

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Shelf Cock

When a guy doesn't get to use his penis anymore either by not wanting to or not being allowed to.

female friend, "I bet he is slaughtering your pussy right now!"
Friend of female friend, "Nah he has a shelf cock. I would love him to plow me but he wants to wait a little while longer"
friend(male), "Maybe you need me to jam you for a while....?"

friend (another male mate) Maybe the idiot is gay, I'd screw you in a heartbeat!"

by Jenkisani November 12, 2010

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