Virtual ass

a cyberjerk; cyberbully

Brad is such a virtual ass! He tells me perverted things without considering how I feel.

by johnrobel April 25, 2015

Porpoise Ass

A phenomenon where your asshole seems to move up to your tailbone before you take a shit. This results in feces being back blasted to the toilet.

I had a terrible case of porpoise ass after eating Taco Bell.

by Boopqwereeee May 7, 2015

ass vac

When you put the hose of your vaccume inside your ass to suck out the diarrhea

My home made ass vac is better than any constopation medicine ever invented

by piss jerking May 7, 2015

Ass Check

When a female hits you with her Glutes; which may cause injury, loss of balance, or pain. Also when cuddling an accelerated motion into the spoon position.

Why so you have to Ass Check me so much.

by kingofthejourney May 13, 2015

Ass Table

a chair

*at a party*
Guest: Where do I sit?
Host: Pick any ass table you like, there hundreds!

by PottyWala May 20, 2015

Piss Ass

A defecation that is more liquid than solid, hence, as if you were pissing out of your ass.

Damn dude, those dumplings were gnarly, gave me piss ass for days. It was like an evil geyser, dawg.

by GRicksBigMoney May 22, 2015

ass-ier

A person who is being a bigger ass than the other person(s)

“Tina, you're an ass”
“you're ass-ier, Bob”

by baby_Rex54 July 5, 2015