Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.
Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*
Mai: a brick.
Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*
by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023
Get the What's red, and bad for your teeth?mug. A cheap dark rum, brewed in the darkest of kelpie kennels, some say that once you've been bit by the kelpie, you're never the same again
by red kelpie October 2, 2014
Get the red kelpiemug. (verb):
1. To fail to do something, to ruin something, to do something wrong/incorrectly (typically repeatedly). One who makes red of something would be considered a "Redzer".
2.Irish EnglishDublin Dialect To physically assault such that it will cause hemorrhaging.
1. To fail to do something, to ruin something, to do something wrong/incorrectly (typically repeatedly). One who makes red of something would be considered a "Redzer".
2.Irish EnglishDublin Dialect To physically assault such that it will cause hemorrhaging.
by avieor December 14, 2014
Get the make redmug. Having so much sex as to the point where it’s painful. It’s reported 99.999% of urban dictionary users have never and will never experience red balls.
by filmcomic July 30, 2021
Get the red ballsmug. 1. A disgusting excuse for a human who smells like a whale performed an alabama hot-pocket, and looks like a 90 year-old, aids ridden turtle without its shell.
2. The act of taking a shit in a Nazi hat, then turning it into a condom and use it in the ear while swinging a lasso and shouting: "YEEEHAAAWW!!!!"
2. The act of taking a shit in a Nazi hat, then turning it into a condom and use it in the ear while swinging a lasso and shouting: "YEEEHAAAWW!!!!"
1. Dude, that nigga is super nasty, he's like a Jamey Red
2. Shit got crazy with me and Lauren last night, we did a Jamey Red
2. Shit got crazy with me and Lauren last night, we did a Jamey Red
by The Vogl July 14, 2016
Get the Jamey Redmug. by BigGrunge November 9, 2021
Get the Raging Red Flagmug. 1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.
1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.
by QDM 2019 January 22, 2020
Get the Long red mustachemug.