If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN

There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.

by AntiOof December 1, 2021

don’t do anything i wouldn’t

Not to do something that person wouldn’t want you to:

don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, for example don’t go and cheat because I wouldn’t do that to you.

by Im the mapcom November 3, 2022

don’t do anything i wouldn’t

Not to do something that person wouldn’t want you to:

don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, for example don’t go and cheat because I wouldn’t do that to you.

by Im the mapcom November 3, 2022

If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

Is that what a retard would do or...

Everything I do is what a genius would do. That's how being a genius works retard.

Hym "Is that what a retard would do or..."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 4, 2024

I Drew Baki Hamna Like Anyone Would Expect 《¤{Wacom-Tablet}》: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotls are in the family of eagles?

Person 1: I Drew Baki Hamna Like Anyone Would Expect 《¤{Wacom-Tablet}》: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025