wookie 

To ejaculate into somebodys mouth an on to there face. Followed closely by ripping out some pubic hair (yours or theirs) an throwing it onto their face and into there mouth. After doing this grab their throat and choak then untill you get the desired effect of them making a wookie sound as the semen gargles in their throat.

I wookied your mum
I wookied your girlfriend

I gave her a wookie
I her her/him got wookied

wookie by jellylerch February 26, 2011

wookie 

When a girl is hairy in all the wrong places.

"Dude did you see that chick in the bikini?"
"Yeah bro. Complete Wookie."

wookie by anthonyferrando May 1, 2007

Woobie 

The most beautiful female possible with the face of an angel and the body of a goddess.

Woobie sexy college girl angel cutie

Woobie by Macook September 23, 2009

woobie 

the combination of having a chubby and a woody.
when one's boner isn't the hardest it can be, but still leave an impression. can still do damage.

dude did you hear what she just told me? i totally have a woobie right now!

woobie by WhereRmyPants October 17, 2011

woozical 

A person who cannot be described for they are so amazing.

Katie Beach sure is Woozical!

woozical by G December 16, 2004

whozisJFK 

A way for someone who has horrendous grammar and etiquette to spell out a partial sentence, referring to "Who is John F. Kennedy". Often sounded out by those lazy, fat Americans. Yes, I mean YOU.

HillBillyBillBill: "whozisJFK??"

Terrier: "Sniped, 0400 hours with a .22 fluctuating wind at a latitude of-"

Don: Who is John F. Kennedy.

whozisJFK by Terran. April 4, 2010

Wookie 

A criminally delicious item that can be made in most university dining halls and hotel buffets. A wookie is made by delicately nestling a chocolate chip cookie within the warm, cozy well of a folding waffle maker. Then waffle batter is lovingly drizzled over said cookie and cooked. People who have consumed wookies usually experience elevated heart rate, out-of-body experiences, visions of other worlds, and severe withdrawal symptoms.

A: "I think the last time I shat my pants was when I was 4."
B: "Dude, the last time I shat my pants was when my friend made me a wookie during breakfast."

Wookie by H.D. August 31, 2013