(noun) A bowel movement that cannot be seen in the toilet after the depositer gets up from making it. This is especially accurate if wiping afterward produces no residue on toilet tissue and there is no discernible odor of feces."
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Get the Blunt Poop mug.1. The kind of poops that are caused after eating a spicy meal, thus causing a catastrophic sensation of a blazing Armageddon seeping from your anus.
2. Multiple problematic bowl movements caused by devouring to much bad Mexican food. Resulting in a zesty butthole.
3. The act of shitting infinite amounts of smoldering ass nuggets .
2. Multiple problematic bowl movements caused by devouring to much bad Mexican food. Resulting in a zesty butthole.
3. The act of shitting infinite amounts of smoldering ass nuggets .
by Mackerel shitstorm February 9, 2014
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Jonathan gave himself a poop talk before shitting out something that looked like a small african child.
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matt: who blew up the handicap stall on 5, bro?
rey: it was me, bro!
matt: nah, dude was wearing neon dunks, bro.
rey: yo! them's my poop shoes, bro!
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rey: it was me, bro!
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rey: yo! them's my poop shoes, bro!
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