One who sucks dick and jams finger in ass while whistling at the same time meaning she is very talented and is a whore.
Kristen: Mike you are such a cock shiner
Mike: Well its better than being a Butt Whistling Finger Jaming Dick Sucking Whore
Mike: Well its better than being a Butt Whistling Finger Jaming Dick Sucking Whore
by terrorofdeath September 24, 2009
Get the butt whistling finger jaming dick sucking whore mug.Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip
by your best idiot April 26, 2010
Get the one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land mug.They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.
by cameleopard42 May 26, 2010
Get the A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner mug.On my way to the bathroom, I heard “Gopher Whistle” and Whistling Dixie. Proot proot prootootootoooth!
by Bigbirddebelen June 19, 2022
Get the Gopher Whistle mug.Phrase commonly used when someone is needlessly angry at an inanimate object, potentially making a situation worse.
"This stupid remote won't work!"
"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)
"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)
by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025
Get the Don't pish on the whistle mug.When you’re knocking on the back door of some sweet Haitian ass and she starts letting out those gorilla noises like in the King Kong movie and you stuff a banana in her mouth and a peen in the butt.
After my night shift at the Pyrex factory l dicked down Laquisha Bombisha behind the McDonald’s dumpster and, she started doing the Charleroi Fire Whistle.
by Black_destroyer_33 October 27, 2025
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