This move is a mix up between the Houdini and the Spiderman. In houdini fashion reach the point of climax and spit on your partners back. In your hand you prepare your "web" and while your partner faces you, you slap them with a handful of semen.
Dude #1 "Xitri taught me the Magic Web and I used it in bed!"
Dude #2 "what did your wife think of it?"
Dude #1 "she's reconciling our marrige"
Dude #2 "what did your wife think of it?"
Dude #1 "she's reconciling our marrige"
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absolutely nothing that has to do with a computer, but that's what you're looking at when a substitute teacher asks you what you are looking at on your computer
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Get the Web Park mug.The dark web is a part of the internet hidden to browsers like chrome and firefox, and need the onion browser to reach. (URLS have the site name, a string of letters, and a .onion domain)
It is accessed from clearnet sites which contain links to these sites.
Browsing the darknet is not illegal, it's what you do on it is illegal.
On the darknet you can find some fun things like
1: Drugs
2: Drugs
3: Fake IDs
4: Shitty counterfeit
5: Drugs
Buying weapons and finding CP is very difficult, for ethical and legal reasons.
While you can buy most drugs fairly easily, fentanyl is forbidden to sell on mainstream drug markets, for their overdose risk.
Hitmen and human trafficking are nearly nonexistent on the darknet, and only exists (if it does) for a select few with connections.
The "Red rooms" are bullshit. It is impossible to livestream on the dark web because its so fucking slow
Gore videos and free movies are not something you need the darknet for, you can just find it on google.
Users use something called PGP (Pretty good privacy) to encrypt messages.
Transactions are payed for not with bitcoin anymore, but with monero. Bitcoin is traceable, Monero is not.
People use tails OS, which when you shut it down, your computer returns to the exact same state as when you booted tails up before.
It is accessed from clearnet sites which contain links to these sites.
Browsing the darknet is not illegal, it's what you do on it is illegal.
On the darknet you can find some fun things like
1: Drugs
2: Drugs
3: Fake IDs
4: Shitty counterfeit
5: Drugs
Buying weapons and finding CP is very difficult, for ethical and legal reasons.
While you can buy most drugs fairly easily, fentanyl is forbidden to sell on mainstream drug markets, for their overdose risk.
Hitmen and human trafficking are nearly nonexistent on the darknet, and only exists (if it does) for a select few with connections.
The "Red rooms" are bullshit. It is impossible to livestream on the dark web because its so fucking slow
Gore videos and free movies are not something you need the darknet for, you can just find it on google.
Users use something called PGP (Pretty good privacy) to encrypt messages.
Transactions are payed for not with bitcoin anymore, but with monero. Bitcoin is traceable, Monero is not.
People use tails OS, which when you shut it down, your computer returns to the exact same state as when you booted tails up before.
by Lovegrief June 13, 2025
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