fart weasel 

A pet name given to one's preteen step child

Hey fart weasel, it's time for supper!

fart weasel by Graygoose1111 November 29, 2016

Yanking the weasel 

The act of ones pulling on his/her DICK! Also known as weasling yourself, stroking the weasel meat.

Wow, i walked in on my dad, and he was yanking the weasel!

Yanking the weasel by cghfghfghfghfgh January 17, 2009

ass weasel 

One who frequently gives others rimjobs and derives satisfaction from it.

Louise is such an ass weasel, she always has her head up someone's butt.

ass weasel by TresEquis April 8, 2004

Dick Weasel 

A guy that tries to get involved in sex between a couple, usually in a sneaky fashion. He is not opposed to dp to get in between aforementioned sex, because as everyone knows, dp (whether softcore or otherwise) as long as balls dont touch, you arent homosexual

Tony: sooo, youre girl is looking pretty hot tonight...

Shawn: dude, stop being a dick weasel; we arent having a threesome

Dick Weasel by Tequila Mockingbird October 16, 2008

shit weasel

a person who is of no use to society (slang)

get outta here you shit weasel!!

shit weasel by crabman250 January 9, 2010

Butter Weasel 

a bitch-ass, hoe-smut, smeaze-faggot, failure at life.

Me: You dropped outta high school to be a rodeo clown???

Loser: Yeah man, I hate school.

Me: Wow, you really are a butter weasel.

Butter Weasel by Jay-Rock21 May 5, 2009

Ass weasel 

A term used to describe a little overly happy weasel inserting him/herself up one's anus.

Cindy is such an ass weasel when it comes to Brad Pitt.

Ass weasel by Carliann October 11, 2007