Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!

One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.

by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023

Telulu Wane

Elon Musk's delusional belief that he is a real life Batman; Tesla is his Batmobile and the profits from which are used to protect the United States of America's right to free speech, send humanity to Mars, and put an end to all stupid questions via Neuralink.

Upon buying X (formerly known as Twitter), Telulu Wane received the Guinness World Record for the "largest loss of personal fortune in human history".

by TameBunny August 15, 2024

supreme wader effect

The act of ejaculating while wearing hip or chest waders. See also wader effect

After experiencing supreme wader effect, the poor guy had to sponge out the inside front of his chest waders, he wished he’d been in in hip waders and would have let it dry on the outside as a trophy

by Docksee January 17, 2024

Group Wander

When we go for a hike for Insight Outside, and it's encouraged to not copy other's paths but then yelled at for getting too far apart

Big Money: "Ballright guys it's gonna be a Group Wander"
Us: "Can we at least go to sheetz after?"
Big Munee: "Wait- are you group a or b?"
Us: "Group a"
Big Munni: "Babsolutely not"

by carl smooooooooooooooooooooove February 25, 2025

Wonking Wanderers

Single handedly the greatest 5 aside team to grace the earth.

"Wonking wanderers could win the premier league if they were in it"
"man that Ewan guy is so ass"

by Timothy Anthony cheeseington April 1, 2025

Faith Wagers

An extremely HOT woman

my girl is so faith wagers

by loving husbbant October 20, 2025

Egyptian waders

Loose fitting men's slacks or jeans with an elasticized waistband (marketed with different combinations of "comfort," "flex," and "stretch"). The pants you wear when you're in denial.

Middle-aged guy #1: Huh, I must've Iost weight without even trying - these jeans are 38x30 and they fit great!
Middle-aged guy #2: Egyptian waders ftw!

by MakingStuffUp November 21, 2025