Joke Wank

When someone tells a joke or anecdote but finds that they have only succeeded in making themselves laugh, a lot.

Grant was telling a story about how 'funny' something was the other day. He laughed throughout and when he had finished speaking, he only heard his own laughter. Grant had done a joke wank.

by samgoosejones November 24, 2013

mossy wang

1.The hammer used by the syndicate project in feed the beast which removes a 3x3 area of stone. Mossy wang is now also another catchphrase used by the syndicate project.

2. A penis that hasn't been touched or cleaned for years and has grown moss on it.

1. I just made the mossy wang in feed the beast.

2. You have a very mossy wang! Clean it!

by LOL:):) April 18, 2014

Wayward Wanker

A person who drives out to the country trying to fuck.

Damn Billy George you slept in that ole cornfield again you Wayward Wanker .

by Homie nigga January 6, 2020

River wanker

Sam loves wanking in rivers its 1 of his many pastimes and really turns him on he may also flash his cock at you if he even has 1

Sam's a river wanker

by Hicklenators July 23, 2020

Spooky Wank

A spooky wank is performed in bed. Lying on their back, the participant presses their buttocks firmly against the mattress and breaks wind. Whilst doing this, they close their eyes and imagine the resulting warm gust is a particularly arousing spirit that wishes to pass straight through right their rear and gain access their groin area.

Unfortunately, as the spirit is unable able to grasp or manipulate objects, the participant lends a helping hand.

Blanche: Are you doing anything nice for Halloween?

Daniel: Yes, I'll be having a spooky wank.

Blanche: Oh lovely. Please say hello to my great grandma if she stops by.

by 00moon00 October 15, 2021

No one wants those eggs

A polite way to say "nobody wants to have sex/kids with her."

Eggs is implied to mean future children.

"Yo Bob, think Betty will ever have kids?"

"Nah bro, no one wants those eggs."

by Magzillas January 28, 2010

First Class Wanker

A derogatory term for a person (usually male) that acts like a complete asshole most of the time. The king of all wankers who may or may not have a wealthy background.

Kyle: "It's unbelievable, Trevor does not stop complaining about everything all the time!"
Logan: "I know, he really is a First Class Wanker!"

by The Real Mrs B June 6, 2010