A creamy wake up call is when a male courteously wakes you up in the morning hours by abusing themselves aggressively until their urethra expands and drops an ungodly amount of semen on your face. The resulting wake up is one of extreme bliss where the load to your face results in your penis rising with the morning sun.
Robbie give me the best creamy wake up call this morning, I had a nice woody and a sticky face to jump start my day.
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The expulsion of gas built up throughout the night usually triggered by an early morning muscle clenching stretch.
As my Wife woke up she kicked her legs out, stretched and let loose a massive wake up fart so loud it woke the dog.
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by Shaunaghsham June 19, 2017
Get the Wake mug.Has to be easily one of the whitest towns typical suburb outside of Boston full of rich little white kids who use there parents money to flex with dab pens and supreme clothing also did I mention everyone thinks they’re the shit and are better than everyone else around them do you need trash bud that’s “gas” WELL DONT WORRY WAKEFIELDS THE PLACE we got lil white Boys trappin weed thinking they came from the bottom pussy ass town with no one whos bout it don’t come to Wakefield boring and gay nuff said
Paul-Hey I went to Wakefield it was pretty gay
Greg-Oh yea I’d imagine why is that?
Paul-There’s 8th graders ripping Juul and trying to sell me some “gas” bud
Greg-“Sounds bout right”
Greg-Oh yea I’d imagine why is that?
Paul-There’s 8th graders ripping Juul and trying to sell me some “gas” bud
Greg-“Sounds bout right”
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Wakefield, Wastefield, or Wackfield.
by Jonny Utah June 11, 2006
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Man (to friend): oh, am i keeping you awake? you better not yawn again or you're getting a wake up call.
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Friend (yawning): aaaaaaaahhhhhhh...AHH!!!
Man (to friend): oh, am i keeping you awake? you better not yawn again or you're getting a wake up call.
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Friend (yawning): aaaaaaaahhhhhhh...AHH!!!
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