University of New Mexico 

Referred to by students as the "University Near Mom". Most of the population consists of kids who graduated from Albuquerque High Schools and get free college for staying in New Mexico. Free college is kind of a win. UNM's basketball stadium, The Pit, is one of the rowdiest ever! And.. there is the Lobos biggest fan, a middle aged bald man who is tatted up and was recently arrested for trying to buy sex from an undercover cop. Gotta love the colorful crowd of Lobo fans. We hard. Going to UNM means that you have top notch food choices a.k.a. all the chile you could possibly want. However, all the out of state kids never fully appreciate it and whine about it because they're little bitches with irritable bowel syndrome. Lots of athletes like to come to New Mexico and moan that there is nothing to do...But they need to take a hike!!!! through the beautiful Sandia mountains with the beautiful girls of Albuquerque who are gracious ambassadors of their city. A lot of the kids who get free college, however, lose their lottery scholarships drop out and become wasteoids who still party with high schoolers. Just by going to UNM, you get mad street cred. However, cops here are super wack and partying is all the time, but very on the DL.
So, don't rip your pants when you have to jump over a fence dragging your drunk ass friend behind you. Get on that Rapid Ride the day after...go to college...and then go buy yourself a breakfast burrito.

I'm going to the University of New Mexico because I don't have to pay anything, I like bomb ass food, enjoy people of hispanic origin, like getting cursed out at sporting events, and enjoy spending time with like 20,000 other students who I probably went to high school with. EVERYONE's a LOBO. woof woof WOOOF.

University of New Mexico by Chacciii August 28, 2010

Howard University 

The REAL HU (of HBCU's, big up's to Harvard), founded in 1867.
Prestigious Historically Black University.
Home of the Famous "Homecoming at Howard".
"The Fashion Show", "The Mecca", "Chocolate City", "The Hilltop"
Excellent place of study for those in favor of the uplifting of fellow black people, and place of preparation for excellence in the real world, as well as grassroots in the nation's capital for matchless career opportunities.
Often hated on by those jealous at HIU, aka Hampton University.

"Anyone would be lucky to receive an education at Howard University."

Howard University by E.Jordan HU2012 January 29, 2009

Tulane University 

A highly selective private institution with a combined undergraduate and graduate student body of approximately 13,000 students. The University was founded in 1834 and is located in uptown New Orleans, Louisiana.

Tulane School of Law, School of Medicine, School of Public Health and the Latin American Studies Program routinely rank among the top in the nation.

Tulane University attracts a diverse population of students from varied financial, ethnic and cultural backgrounds. All of whom are prepared for rigorous academic coursework as well as the social demands that are a part of living in the Big Easy.

In 2010 Tulane had more applicants than any other private university in the nation.

Literally the Hottest school in the country. Period.

Bobby: "Hey aren't you going to Tulane University?"

Jill: "Yeah"

Bobby: "But, Jill, didn't you get into Harvard"

Jill: "Yeah, but Tulane is in New Orleans... would you pick Massachusetts over Nola?"

Bobby: "I guess you're right.... Fuck me...is it too late to apply??"

Tulane University by djruby July 12, 2011

University 

1. A respectable means of gaining knowledge and becoming more employable through hard work, therefore aiding humanity in becoming a smarter, more advanced species.

2. Something most people waste a large portion of their life at solely to save face, being that most people are thoughtless sheep who'll do whatever it takes to be accepted by society and are uninspired in general having absolutely no personal aspirations.

1. "I'm very interested in philosophy and wish to endure a life long career in the field so that I can enjoy the thought provoking concepts that are bound to surface, hence making my existence both a more enjoyable and meaningful experience."

2. "I guess I'll study philosophy... It's taught at university so whatever. My parents want me to go and people consider it prestigious so I'll spend six years of my life and 140k doing it. That'll certainly get people to think I'm smart."

University by irritatedobserver May 6, 2009

University of Wikipedia 

When someone is over-reliant on Wikipedia for information, he or she is said to have matriculated at the University of Wikipedia. This is an especially appropriate characterization when the individual is disseminating questionable information or is curiously reluctant to cite a specific source upon request.

Guy 1: Mike was always a major dumbass. Any idea what's up with this Saussure crap he's been spewing all of a sudden? He never attended college, did he?

Guy 2: Not unless you count the University of Wikipedia.

Guy 1: That makes sense. A lot of his information is very off-base.

University of Wikipedia by staples 1234 May 7, 2010

McGill University 

One of the top ranked institutions of higher learning in the world, presently ranked as 1st in Canada, 1st Public University in North America, and 12th University in the World. It boasts and incredible Faculty, noted especially by it's world leading Faculties of Medicine (comprising the McGill Health Center), Law, Music (the Schulich School of Music), Science, and Arts.
The McGill student is one who is able to balance work, play and networking. They are at the top of their classes, and look forward to an inspiring and exciting future.

"HARVARD"- America's McGill.
These are the T-shirts McGill sells during their EPIC frosh week. SOOOOO true. Gotta love McGill University.

McGill University by paul42424912 January 1, 2009

Loyola University Chicago 

One of the top three universities in the Chicagoland area after UC and Northwestern. Also the largest Jesuit university in the United States.

Why are you going to DePaul?

Because I got rejected from Loyola University Chicago.

Oh dang!

Loyola University Chicago by greatbay383 August 4, 2009