tool

(n.) a person who lacks any real quality of life, because they reduce themselves to arbitrary and meaningless activity which wastes their existence and entirely eliminates who they are as an individual

1) "All you ever do is talk about getting wasted, yet you sit in your house every weekend and watch MTV. Tool."
2) "Nice job studying for the SATs when there was a party going on three houses down. Tool."
3) "You're a tool man."

by timothy james May 10, 2008

tool

Someone who calls everyone a "tool"

"He doesn't know any other insults; what a tool."

by corvusnidus February 25, 2013

Tool Bag

A person who is so big of a tool and douchebag, that he can only be labeled a tool bag. This breed of tool can often be seen sporting wifebeaters, fauxhawks, aviators, and chains that were only popular in 2001 urban America. Usually people despise this person but do not confront them about it. Makes stupid remarks and most people would enjoy pulverizing them with a pole. See Joe Eads.

Look at that tool bag, sweet paint on abs bro!

by garycolemanisag July 4, 2011

toolbox

a man who is so lame, or so much of a dick, that he is not just a tool, he is an entire toolbox.

I can't wait until they send that fuckin' toolbox off to Iraq.

by Jimmy February 4, 2003

Tool

A Tool is one that proceeds to lack the capability of understanding he/she is a dumb ass. Others may think of a tool as one who jerks off randomly with such a fast motion, that you wonder to yourself, "how do they still have skin left?".

Lucas: Man, I cant believe how much of a tool mitch is.

Addison: Ya i know! He is a tool by definition for sure!

by Dirty Madmen Mike April 15, 2011

Tooling Out

A derivation of Rocking Out, Tooling Out is when the subject puts in one of Tool's CDs (ÆNIMA, LATERALUS, OPIATE, UNDERTOW, 10,000 DAYS, or any of various mixes) or plays from iPod or other MP3 Player and turns up the music as loud as it will go. The side-effects vary from person to person, however the most common is a sense of deep content and/or intense headbanging.

Guy 1: Hey man, want to go party?
Guy 2: Naw, I'd rather stay home and Tool Out.

Guy 1: Did you hear about the new Tool Album?
Guy 2: No... when was it released?
Guy 1: Two weeks ago.. I've been Tooling Out ever since!

by {Sno} July 28, 2008

tingle in my tool

For men, a term used to describe being aroused by another man or woman to the point of getting a partial or full erection.

That guy, from next door, working on my car always manages to put a serious a tingle in my tool. I'd be happy to show him how to use another kind of tool.

by Happy Wolf December 21, 2006