Teddies

(1) balls. (2) testicles (3) The man juice pouch. (4) If you don't get what it is by now there's no helping you.

Aww, I got punched right in the teddies.
My teddies hurt.
I've got cancer of the teddies.

by Harry Chapman June 19, 2006

TEDDY

Big liped loser, no one likes him, dates all snapchat girls, Smells like fish

EWWWW its teddy

by Loopieloop October 17, 2017

poop-tread

Aggressive shoe tread that offers no more traction than slick-bottomed soles but easily catches and carries poop until the tread comes in contact with any carpeted surface.

These are poop-tread boots!

by Michael Kelsey January 27, 2004

teddy bear

being buck ass naked

Like wearing a teddy, but bearing it all

When she showed me her teddy bear, I nearly poked out my own eye.

by UberTank May 24, 2003

Teddying

Teddying- being vary anoying/ thinking that you are the shit. and mainly being a sluty person. or when you just do somthing stupid. when everyone hates you. when you are to nice it gets anoying.

Dude stop Teddying out.. (That "dude" was just saying sorry because you ran into him on purpose) or (just let me do your homework) or (your friend is about to get raped, you go up to the rapist and say stop teddying).

by John Captian Fleury November 19, 2010

treadmarks

normally what will happen when you get hit by a car... or sat on by a fat woman...

"wow! that fat ladie in the car deffinataly left treadmarks all over you dumb ass... (((salkys)))" (i perfer you look up salkys)

by Z3r0 March 14, 2003

teddy ruffskin

persons with exceptionally rough,dry,itchy,flaky skin

that aint lepracy,its just a bit of teddy ruffskin innit or that teddy ruffskin is a right gimp innit

by SIKKOBAMBERFISHCOK March 25, 2009