Pube Toast

The act of dropping toast onto the floor, picking it back up and finding a big fat black pube on it.

Famously referred to in the funniest youtube videos made by Mr doodle burger, the maddest cunt alive

"want some toast"
"no dont make her eat Pube Toast"
"ewww thats disgusting"
"come on geny you've had worse things in your mouth"
"fuck of dad"

Pube Toast

by inlovewitdoodleburger November 26, 2010

gash on toast

the phrase used by marv in northen england to describe sumfin being shit as in bad shit not poo

that nite out was gash on toast like

this work is proper gash on toast like

by marv1990 February 07, 2008

Beans on toast

God's gift to mankind

All i want for christmas is Beans on toast

by boop;) December 22, 2020

This Chick Is Toast

1. The feeling you get when a girl totally screws up your night.

2. When simple words aren't enough to describe how fed up you are with your girlfriend or a random chick.

Guy: "Hey Brad, some girl just threw up on your couch in the other room"

Brad: "Dammit! Okay, that's it, this chick is toast!!

by GG DantheMan September 22, 2010

burn the toast

to have sex, used to make it sound less obvious

ashton tried to burn the toast, during foods. it was hilarious.
With Layla?
Yeah

by toda de la enchilada January 16, 2011

Buttered Toast

Masturbating next to a tanning bed with a girl in it. When she opens the lid unaware, immediately blow your load all over her.

Lisa spends so much time at the tanning salon, we should find out when she goes so we can make some buttered toast.

by CrzyJoker December 11, 2010

Jew toast

A jew that has been burned in the oven after being covered with butter. Popular variations are Jew french toast and Jew grilled cheese.

Random German Guy #1: How the jew burnin goin?

Random German Guy #2: Great, The other day i made a Jew Toast

by l2 /-\ l? 3 lYl 3 December 03, 2009