God

I am god, since there is no god i am filling the position, my hours are 5-7 monday to friday and saturday is 12-6 and sunday i take off like all you dumb humans do, so PRAISE YOUR MIGHT GOD

Yo i am god so shut the fuck up

by GOD February 27, 2005

god

Someone you all nedd to be saved by! The creator of the universe, and the sole provider of salvation!

God can put people in Hell

by Dwayne Macabre June 7, 2004

god

All the great ethics which is inside you,thats god! dont think that god is related with religions!

god is the idea of ethics.

by zedo July 29, 2006

God

The guy that made you!! He's not some random- made up story to make you feel guilty, he planned you, and everything about you because HE LOVES YOU!! and its not some hidden secret, if u actually listen at sunday school, God isnt as confusing as people make him out to be!! He loves you so much that he made you so that you can make your own choices, (thats why not everyone believes in God) Jesus is his son whose whole life was devoted to God and he died for everyone who loves God, so that they dont have to kill animals for everything theyve done wrong, all God wants is a sorry!! If your confused about who God is, your on the net, DO SOME RESEARCH!!! online bible? go John 3:16, Psalm 91, thers so much stuff about him. You were made for a purpose and bought at a price, Be bothered at becoming a Christian and finding out who God is, its the best thing ive ever done!! Amen.

Hey God, do you like this song? Thanks that you care about me and sent your son to die for me just so we can talk. sorry for slipping up AGAIN!! thanks that you love me enough to forgive me. In Jesus' name, Amen.

LIFE IS MORE THAN BEER & FOOTY!!!!

by God is awesome July 12, 2006

God

The diety that will punish us for posting on this site.

Man, God's going to hit you with a lightning bolt for coming up with that emeril definition.

by notscared July 27, 2003

God

The first sentient being in the Universe.

*BOOM*
God:"Wow, cool, I can THINK!!!"

by ThatGuyYouSawJustNow July 31, 2007

GOD

THE MOST INFLUENTIAL person ever
the divine one
the most high GOD
the only GOD
he's omnipresent
he's a GOD of everynation
he always makes a way somehow all of my family blessings come from the lord himself
he opens the floodgates of heaven and those blessings pour down.
for he gave up his only begotten son
WE NEED JESUS

i love God
God is good
man you need to get to know God hes the awsomest person ever!
cant wait till heaven
GODBLESS

by eyyy b00 hows u doinn August 11, 2008