as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022

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skittle hair

Something that Lil Pump and 6ix9ine have.

It can also look alright in some circumstances.

Skittle hair, yeah.

by iGood October 03, 2018

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skittle balls

Skittlitis is a medical condition that causes abnormal skrinkage for male testicles. See where windchimes for more details

Man... that guy has skittle balls

by Darth Cuckus the Wise December 09, 2017

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Stinky Skittle

When an individual shoves skittles up their partners anus for the sole purpose of eating them back out for a bit of added stink.

Did you perform the grape or lemon stinky skittle. Lemon was sour, but I loved the stink.

by SlippeySam January 28, 2024

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Skittled

When you take a hit or two of a strong psychedelic and you become completely 'Skittled'. Your brain feels as if it is just a pack of skittles nothing is in order and nothing makes sense.

You: Fuckin' hell lad. That shit proper skittled me last night.

Friend: Ikr. Maybe that's what it's like to be a retard?

You: Probably yeah. Never again... fuck that!

by Owen Lang & Niall Phillips June 19, 2017

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