When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.
by ccxxii September 8, 2015
Get the confident turtle mug.Turtle is a game that requires at least 3 people. In order to play one player must have the urge to pass gas. When he/she is ready to fart, the players gather a large blanket. The player who has to fart will stick his ass under the blanket and the other players will stick their heads under the blanket. While the aforementioned body parts are submerged under the blanket the lead player will then fart under the blanket. The game is as simple as follows:
The player who can keep his head under the blanket the longest to tolerate the smell of the fart wins. This is a gentleman's game so under most circumstances the fart will be done with clothing covering the bare bottom.
The player who can keep his head under the blanket the longest to tolerate the smell of the fart wins. This is a gentleman's game so under most circumstances the fart will be done with clothing covering the bare bottom.
Person 1: Yo guys, I need to rip ass.
Person 2: You guys down to play a game of Turtle?
Persons 3 and 4: Of course! Grab your little sisters Cinderella blanket and let's play!
Person 2: You guys down to play a game of Turtle?
Persons 3 and 4: Of course! Grab your little sisters Cinderella blanket and let's play!
by Buffalo Blue May 2, 2014
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by AcK aTtAcK and RaDiCaL rAcHeL!!! February 13, 2005
Get the crunchy turtle mug.After a merciless bombardment by American dive bombers, the Japanese superbattleship "Yamato" turned turtle and sank, taking nearly her entire crew to the bottom.
by speedog July 27, 2010
Get the turtle mug.The act of puking on the beach while passed out and covering it with sand similar to a mother sea turtle
I had a great time at the beach I throwing jellyfish at people until I Sea Turtled all over the beach.
by Youngsteve March 31, 2011
Get the Sea Turtled mug.1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...
1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"
by cfine! :o) April 27, 2006
Get the snarf your turtle mug.A Sexy Turtle Ride is when a man and a woman are both naked. The woman gets on the man's back when he crouching on his knees and hands. The man takes her around slowly for a tour of the house. If the man falls it could result in a broken bone, ride with caution!
by That is Whack56 April 25, 2006
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