Fart Wolf

Someone who cry's wolf about farting

Fart , let them know you farted

Then also, say you farted when you didnt

Eventually they find out

Then never know if you really farted or not

Fart when something important is being done

When driving roll the windows up ... lock them

Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...

Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them

Then admit you didnt really fart

Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it

Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf

safe for work and everywhere

except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...

Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset

by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 27, 2018

Wolf Winds

Winds that are blowing very strong and make whistling, howling, and growling noises.

Did you hear the Wolf Winds today?
The Wolf Winds are my constant companions.

by Cyn6369 November 24, 2021

wolf mountain

a club of 2 or more mountain bikers who regularly slap penises and have bitch fights to establish their Wolf pack.

a new rider joined Wolf mountain today.

by philistine March 4, 2015

Wolf eyes

A rare, randomly occuring eye mutation that occurs in 1 /10,000 people throughout the world. Typically refered to as Amber eyes, the iris is a golden color and ranges from a dark amber to a bright yellow. Few people have seen a person with wolf eyes and are found to be more common in animals than humans, hence the name "wolf eyes"

He looked in my direction. His wolf eyes made him appear more animal than human. I can only imagine what he was thinking...

by 6414689 June 29, 2021

Wolf-Swan

An old shitbox car, that is driven by a hot person.
The ultimate symbolism, that there is more to life than keeping up with the latest model car.

Origin: Wolf Strong, courageous, fierce, ferocious, lone wolf, leader, alpha, rugged

Swan Delicate, graceful, smooth. elegant, majestic

Wow , that chick is sooooo damn hot, and I respect the Wolf-Swan she is driving.

by Digity111 December 20, 2016

Dyer Wolf

A dog that kind if looks like a wolf, but it is probably just a dumb husky.

Is that a dire wolf? No, dire wolves are extinct, that’s a dyer wolf which is just a fancy name for a dumb husky.

by SPWhite June 28, 2023

Wolf Milk

Cum
Semen or male ejaculate

Guy 1: bro I just blasted wolf milk all over my bedsheets
Guy 2: Then go clean it you dumb fuck

by Broccoli bobbin October 20, 2020