Unicorn horn

When a woman covers a man's entire penis with cum during sex so that his hard shaft appears shiny and slick

"She was so wet, she gave me a unicorn horn."

by The Lady A April 25, 2017

unicorn attitude

When you have a positive attitude when people drive you insane.

"These people are driving me insane oh my gosh"
"well that's not a unicorn attitude "

by skylieeeeeeeee May 27, 2017

Petting a Unicorn

Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.

by Baba Bizzle June 24, 2017

Unicorn tears

Tears of a unicorn. The magical healing powers of Unicorn tears can be seen a something exclusive and unique. Unicorn tears processed in skincare or makeup wil make you look younger, make you sparkle and make you look beautiful. If you drink Unicorn tears your health wil be better but a drinker of unicorn tears can be seen as someone cruel like if the unicorn was hurt to make it cry and you drink it's tears because you're so mean.

-Oh she's such a bitch she drinks Unicorn tears for breakfast.
-OMG this lipstick is so shiny and beautiful it contains Unicorn tears.

by NOVA-CAISEY November 9, 2017

Swamp Unicorn

A large, sweaty, over aggressive chick that flirts with the bisexual line in an uncomfortable manner that makes heterosexual females uncomfortable.

The swamp unicorn would not leave my new gf. Alone

That swamp unicorn just asked Michelle out to dinner.

by Doxa3 May 11, 2018

Unicorn Mail

A random act of kindness sent by mail. Essentially a gift/token of appreciation/pick me up/treat received from a friend for no reason at all. Simply to put a smile on their face.

I received some unicorn mail today.

by veronika23 May 3, 2018

Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.

Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.

by Reece Duval December 26, 2019