A large, sweaty, over aggressive chick that flirts with the bisexual line in an uncomfortable manner that makes heterosexual females uncomfortable.
The swamp unicorn would not leave my new gf. Alone
That swamp unicorn just asked Michelle out to dinner.
That swamp unicorn just asked Michelle out to dinner.
by Doxa3 May 11, 2018
Get the Swamp Unicornmug. A person who is normal person that surprisingly hasn't done anything. No drinking, drugs, boyfriend, sex, or even in some circumstances, kiss.
by UNI1234 June 29, 2012
Get the Societal Unicornmug. A sex act that involves strapping a dildo to one's forehead and then using said dildo to perform anal sex on a partner. Sometimes refers only to the male-on-male act.
I'm excited that I finally get to stash the unicorn with Matt!
I woke up with a sore neck after spending all night stashing the unicorn.
I woke up with a sore neck after spending all night stashing the unicorn.
by killedbydysentery May 31, 2015
Get the Stash the Unicornmug. When you have a crush on someone that you know you have zero chance with, like your hot teacher, or a celebrity, or your best friend’s mom. It’s called a Unicorn crush because, like unicorns, it’s not real, but it’s something everyone knows about and understands.
by Got.Any.Grapes? April 2, 2022
Get the Unicorn Crushmug. Hairstyle, mostly on men. Related to the mall claw, but on a male. The front of the hairline is pointed up in a unicornian style. The overuse of hair product adds to to the jismy quality.
by Capturedbyrobots January 6, 2012
Get the Jism Unicornmug. Any "name brand", widely discussed, strain of marijuana, that nobody has even actually personaly seen, smoked, or even personally know somebody who has ever seen or smoked it. The type of weed you read about in High Times. The stuff so good it's only rumored to exist, much like the fabled unicorn.
by somedudeontheweb April 15, 2015
Get the unicorn potmug. by Unicornpuncher December 19, 2016
Get the unicorn punchermug.