Getting snailed is the act of which a guy will nut in a pussy and after the girl will drag her pussy all over their body. Leaving a snail trail.
by Myboobsarecool June 29, 2022
When you eagerly post some 'breaking' news to a chat room, online community or forum, in an attempt to gain some social kudos and increase your importance. However, after posting you find that someone else had posted the same story just a few posts above. The community then decorates your post with Snail emojis to let you know that you are in fact very slow and you've lost social kudos points, as well as providing amusement to your peers. This is known as being 'Snailed'.
The Penguin posted the video of Jack Grealish asking what an Encyclopaedia was into the football chatroom. Mackeydee had already posted the same video half an hour earlier, so the Penguin's post was snailed like fuck and we all laughed.
by Form Cruncher June 18, 2021
When a woman sits on a man’s face during sex with full force instead of simply hovering over it, resulting in his death.
by OurLordAndSaviorJeebusCripes July 09, 2022
by Sexy-Rabbi July 20, 2019
by Cheebaguy27 February 24, 2022
(Verb) When ones penis shrivels up inside ones body after witnessing a painful or traumatic event, especially penis inflicted.
(A man is running and slips, planting his face into the wall).
William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.
William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.
by TheShiningRod April 06, 2014
c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.
by ]< August 25, 2011