knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist

"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."

by DunchThirty February 13, 2012

knife

it is often used as an inside joke in annoying orange

hey Apple!
Apple: What
Orange:Knife!
Apple: AHHHHHHHHHHHH(fucking dies)

by mangone June 3, 2023

jack knife budget bomb

a special move which involves using raw power and rage to pick up and slam an enemy or foe with great budgetary might. this move is commonly used in the public sector by enraged budgeting consultants who are given no choice but to force the printing of a budget book.

wow, that guy just jack knife budget bombed the executive book

by budgetbeast619 January 6, 2022

knifing the donut

1. to cut a donut
2. to penetrate the butthole with a knife

“Damn, I’m so hungry, I was knifing the donut.”

“Inmate 275, accosted inmate 2, and knifing the donut.”

by The Official Potty Dancers November 28, 2019

Plantation knife

The plantation knife was used by the Vietcong in the Vietnam war to kill Americans both Vietcong males and females used the plantation knife

The plantation knife was a Vietcong knife

by Gimegame May 6, 2024

Throwing knife

A gay sex metaphor

He wants to have a throwing knife with me

by Vrgnslvt November 26, 2021

Knife happy

Someone who is always getting or wanting unnecessary surgery.

Virgil is getting his appendix taken out as a preventative measure, he must be knife happy.

by warewolf56 June 14, 2018