alaskan bugle horn

The sexual act where a female performs oral sex on a male. Upon male ejaculation the female pushes the semen out of her nostrils in a solid stream.

It was obvious that Greg has recieved an Alaskan Bugle Horn as Janet had semen streaming from her nostrils.

by The Purple Flute April 22, 2017

Van Horne Smuggler

An act of which bestows high honor among an individual. One person places their fecal matter into a small box and then hides said box in the luggage of the person top be honored. The person honored unknowingly takes the box with them on an international flight where the person who originally placed the fecal matter box will jump out and scream "smuggler". The pilot of the flight then comes out and performs anal on the person smuggling the turd and then the person must eat the turf in front of the audience and be honored.

Kevin loved the van horne smuggler.

by IBSGRB4588 March 9, 2019

West Coast Horn

The horn that is often used in the background of old school rap songs of the era commonly known as the "Dre Era".

Monica: Have you heard Deeez Nutz by Dre?

Sean: Yeah, and how about Real Mutafuckin G's by Eazy E?

Monica: Nice beat. I'm really feeling the west coast horns.

by Petros Insanity August 23, 2014

Tree Horn Worshipper

Slang for a Lignadoratist, someone who worships the knots on trees as their Gods. They practice their religion, titled "Lignadoratism", by surrounding themselves in tree heavy areas and holding on to as many knots on the trunks of said trees at once, while pouring all their feelings and worries into the trees. They believe that by doing this, the trees will relieve them and lead them to a less stressful lifestyle.

Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.

Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.

Dude, don't hang out with her, I've heard she's a total tree horn worshipper.

by treehornworshipper December 28, 2011

Wonking Your Horn

Jacking off; beating one's meat

You're probably going to end up as some virgin living in your mom's basement and wonking your horn to big tiddy anime girls

by god maybe March 14, 2019

Buffalo Trench-Horn

After your partner squeals the safe word, due to receiving the Tijuana Top Off. The female (or shemale, if you're into that), lays on her back after taking a spoonful of Marie's Chunky Blue Cheese (all rights reserved) in her mouth as you proceeding to titty fuck her (it) as she tongue plows your stink trench, wailing in delight and smiling with sweet satisfaction.

Lisa was angry with Sean, so she broke his arms and legs and finished him off with the Tijuana Top Off. As he squealed the safe word she grabbed the open jar of blue cheese, indulged a spoonful and began the Buffalo Trench-Horn. Smothering his sink trench in warm, white, Marie's.

by Micjesus2 November 20, 2018

Cheese horn aphobia

It's when someone has a fear of not becoming a giraffe

Hey look that guy has cheese horn aphobia

by Macedog December 26, 2015