The Devil’s Totem

The act of taking an unholy shit whilst standing in a sinful manner. An example of such a stance is on a 90 degree angle and your torso on a 165 degree angle, to ‘pop your ass out’ to not Become contaminated by the shit. Include a tongue sticking out.

James “Dude, are you standing while shitting?!”
Calvin “Yeah man, it’s the devil’s totem”

by Bahdoh January 5, 2022

Angel Devil

Best person ever.
Character from "Chainsaw Man" manga/anime series.

HIS* ability is to steal your lifespan. For example, 18 minutes of direct contact with HIM* could Kill you.

Loves Ice cream and hates fighting.
(he's just so cute god fucking damnit)

Aki: I can still tap dat angel bussy even if it costs me my lifespan.

Angel Devil: bro, wtf?
Aki: One time I touched your hand for 3 second, that took away 6 months of my lifespan, so 10 seconds won't even be a problem if I'm gonna penetrate that thicc ass of yours
Angel devil: you confuse and frighten me, Aki.

by nickø. August 31, 2023

devil's bargain

A situation involving gaining something one would normally enjoy or benefit from, were it not gained by sacrificing some prerequisite to enjoying or benefiting from it. Also known as "The Treat Yo Self of the Magi."

He made a devil's bargain when he sold all of his teeth so he could afford a toothpaste advertised as "Our most advanced whitening formula yet!"

by Aldous Buttstuffe August 19, 2022

autistic devil

a soul that progressively enslaves humanity with absolutely zero conscious

ive heard of selling your soul ÷
with that being said yall must have split @ the big bang to become SCOTUS
# autistic devil

by get@meinspace October 6, 2018

Devil's Bathtub

When you pass out drunk in the tub and shit yourself.

I woke up thinking I was being cooked in a giant tub of watered down chili and then realized I shit the tub after I passed out. It smelled awful and burned in my orifices like I was taking a bath in the Devil's Bathtub.

by Tipdock May 31, 2017

Devil’s bidet

Water that splashes up onto your legs and, occasionally, into your anus when dropping a turd into a toilet.

“Hey man, you’ve got a wet spot on the back of your leg.”

“Devil’s bidet must have hit me.”

by Chase Fisher June 15, 2018

Share devil

One who shares stuff on social media that is daring, controversial, etc.
Derived from dare devil.

Did you see that link ed shared about all the police shootings being racially motivated? Boy he is a real share devil!

by arrow229 August 4, 2016