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Deez

Who's candice?! Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?!
by Pumpkin_King January 8, 2022
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Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021
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Deez

I want you to fuckk me harder, she said deez
by Jeffery Bazos November 1, 2021
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Deez Nuts

round big ballssss
by zakaelyn September 14, 2016
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deez nuts

a comeback for when someone says anything to you
by sad person 3 March 14, 2022
mugGet the deez nutsmug.

deez nuts

guy 1: deez nuts
guy 2: shut up
by no_bitches?? February 3, 2022
mugGet the deez nutsmug.

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