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Band Bond

A relationship in which one makes love to a band instrument.
Jesus Christ, Richard, are you a in a band bond with that saxophone?

Yeah, what’s wrong with that? After all, the only useful class in school is band, everything else is useless in life. Band class for life...
by wakkjobb the holy August 21, 2018
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band hopper

A narcissistic prick who will join a band, leave it and then join another. He or She'll probably do this numerous times before bands start realising this person is just going to abandon them once they hit their peak.
" Did you hear Denis Stoff left Asking Alexandria? "

" Yeah, turns out the dude's just another fucking band hopper. "
by fag9001 March 24, 2017
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band of idiots

A group of people trying to work together as a team but failing miserably because they are each so obsessed with their own goals that their failure is worse than if they were alone. Like an orchestra of people with no conductor, no sheet music and none of them know how to play their instruments but they are intent on playing as hard as they can. Opposite of synergy. The sum of the parts is less than one of the parts.
I had no idea just how obsessed they were and the extreme obsession with what they were trying to do but how badly they failed. It was a band of idiots.
by cryog September 11, 2016
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zombie band

A band that has changed it's core members and artistic vision to the point where the name and brand are now compromised by people that had little or nothing to do with the original lineup.
Larry & the Gang has become such a zombie band since the departure of Larry.
by Rosey Rascal April 26, 2020
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Band Geeks

Only the greatest episode of Spongebob Squarepants ever to be made I can't believe I have to write the first definition for this. In Band Geeks, Squidward assembles a band which at first is bad but when they play sweet victory at the end, they are so good that {Squilliam has a heart attack
Me and the bros watched Band Geeks yesterday and it was totally hype
by ThePurpleDoggo April 28, 2020
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Head-Banding

When you wear a large headband around your waist and her neck as she is giving you oral. The elastic band acts as a rubber band effect, so when she pulls back it forces her back down. Possibly causing her to deep throat.
"So what did you do last night?"
"oh, my girlfriend and I were Head-Banding. She told me she has a sore throat today"
"Sounds like a good time"

Head-Banding
by xDoub13 A March 24, 2011
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Band kid

Look, there’s a band kid!
by bandmids April 22, 2023
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