bart simpson

a yellow thing that is very sad and emotional all the time.

timothy went and done a bart simpson through out the day

by EMOGIRL3 May 11, 2022

katherine simpson

Okay, who can I describe Katherine Simpson? Well, she has a really low self esteem, and fragile emotions, but doesn't like to show it, becasue she hates being judged, or pitied. Thought of as perfect in many ways, but is unable to see herself that way. Carries a whole bunch of personal emotional bagage, but jumps at any chance to help other people. Puts other people before herself, always, because she sees almost everyone else as more worthy of praise, effort, recognition, or affection in general. Really smart, loves books, has her own quirky habits that other people don't always get. Simply wants to be told she can stop trying so hard, she doesn't have to be perfect, no one expects her to, and she is loved and appreciated the way she is.

"Katherine Simpson is a good friend, but man, have you seen how much time she spends with her nose in a book? It's almost impossible to talk to her if she's started something new."

by ElvishWizardOfDaria May 23, 2017

Guy Simpson 3

Guy the Third is excessively tall. He is allergic to bees, trees and grass, so essentially all of nature itself. Guy is very creative and intelligent. He has a lovely smile and is great at filmmaking, editing and color-coding spreadsheets (even when it's unnecessary). Guy is devoted to his partner and cats as well as his Mentor, Brian (who is an immortal badass). Guy sometimes hears things differently than how it is told to him. Probably a bi-product of millennialism. But all in all, he is a great Guy. He literally is Guy.

What's with all these colors on the spreadsheet? You really Guy Simpson 3 (Guy'd) the shit out of them.

by Bwian The First November 29, 2021

Simpson

A Simpson is one one that has a considerably smaller TV than the average alpha male.

“Nice TV, how big is it?”
- it’s 55” mate..
“Haha! Proper tiny that. Right Simpson”

by Mcaw birdman August 22, 2024

The Simpsons

A god forsaken tv show with zero continuity that’s been airing for 3 fucking decades. My dad watched this as a teenager and he is in his 50s now. I mean seriously, is Homer that interesting of a character? Who actually watches this shit??

Ricky- Did you catch the Simpsons last night?
Chase- No.

by Janny478 March 15, 2024

simpson

if you have this name you’re either a simp or the son of a simp, get it?
simp - son
i’ll shut up now

boy: “bro, you know homer simpson is a simp right? he’s totally cheating on marge bro!”

boy 2: “nah man. the real simp is obviously bart..”

by lovelypeachesonthetrack May 23, 2020

Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

by solarB August 23, 2022