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lint lizard

A man who enjoys banging really old women . Often, these women are dried out and have lint inside their cooch.
Mike is a real lint lizard. He prowls around retirement homes and churches to find his next target.
by ringleader March 17, 2012
mugGet the lint lizardmug.

Rainbow Lizard

The rainbow lizard is a playful and spontaneous creature that engages in tongue darts without any predictable pattern, often leaving the recipient awkwardly bewildered.
I hooked up with this rainbow lizard and all she did was left me hard and hanging.
by Corgie Kart January 12, 2024
mugGet the Rainbow Lizardmug.

Tasky Lizard

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAA23 May 28, 2021
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Lizard Smidgen

When you take a small sample of something in quick succession with the tip of your tongue.
Gimme a lizard smidgen of that soup, Jimmy.
by Zoskian May 14, 2018
mugGet the Lizard Smidgenmug.

ditch lizard

damn bro don’t do it she’s a ditch lizard

man you smell like a ditch lizard
by nothrrealdad June 20, 2024
mugGet the ditch lizardmug.

ramp lizard

A prostitute that turns tricks on the entrance ramps to freeways.
My whore sister became a ramp lizard when she discovered the local truck stops were overrun with lot lizards. She's not doing too well.
by Farsiite April 19, 2016
mugGet the ramp lizardmug.

Yank the Lizard

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.
by LizardYanker69 October 15, 2017
mugGet the Yank the Lizardmug.

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