jimmy swimmy

when a girl is a huge slut so her pussy is loose and you get her really wet and then you put your dick into her and it is like your jimmy is swimming in a sea.

Yeah I gave that slut Moniqua the jimmy swimmy last night. That chick is loose as hell.

by JRufio March 23, 2008

Jimmy Poos

Shoes that a woman wears to the restroom so as her co-workers won't know who is stinking the restroom up.

I better take my Jimmy Poos, so the girls don't know I'm taking a duece.

by Phantasm79 September 28, 2011

little jimmy

your propeller hat wearing child that Karen stole from you.

little jimmy and his propeller hat are rotting in my basement - Karen

by wee.wee.man July 28, 2020

jimmy crush

when you “like” someone and think they’re fine/ cute but you don’t want to date them. when you like the idea of being with them but not actually with them

Dylan wants to ask you out are you
going to say yes? Nah, it’s just a jimmy crush

by guacamole36 October 30, 2018

jimmy’s mom

a milf carl wheezer wants to fuck but shes his friends mom so he cant

carl: yo jimmy’s mom is so fucking hot
jimmy: thats my mom dude, wtf

by ratatouille‘s left ass cheek December 4, 2021

bitch jimmy

Short hairy person with a mane made of pubic hair. Also known as dwarf. Also has shitty attitude, is lazy, and is possibly the gayest thing alive and usually has an obese mother.

That bitch Jimmy over there can kiester four apples
The bitch Jimmy says, "fuck you kain"

by Half bean July 14, 2016

Jimmy Wales

You know, the biggest slave owner in American history.

- Who is Jimmy Wales?
- You must be a chicken or under 30

by aaamerica October 30, 2023