Date a Greek

A common type of fundraiser used by by both fraternities and sororities. "Dates" with members of the Greek organization are sold at silent auction, this is a cover for prostitution. When a naive individual wins the auction an actual date may take place, but this is usually forgone in the interest of time and money. It is an acceptable gesture to "give someone the night off" by winning them at auction but electing not to have your way with them.

Jack: "Hey man check it out, the Date a Greek fundraiser is going on again! I think I'm gonna buy me two and have a threesome"

Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"

Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"

Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"

Jack: "Exactly"

Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"

by iceMachine January 14, 2012

eating the greek meat

The act of fellatii on a penis that has recently penetrated a rectum or has partaken in anal intercoarse.

Michelle:Donny's dick tasted wierd when we had that orgy ..
Jane you didn't see him banging Louis

In the ass just before that ......girl you were eating the Greek meat!

by Vigna May 10, 2016

The Greek Sounding Salad Toss

A sexual act where one person inserts olives into the other's urethra, followed up with analingus.

"She gave him The Greek Sounding Salad Toss last night!"

by Trapmcfiggins January 19, 2024

Greek Fountain

Where you put your back up the wall, lay on the floor, and ejaculate in your own mouth.

“Hey bro, have you tried the Greek fountain yet?”

by Shaboigen June 10, 2024

Greek-Saladdins

When your girl is licking your hairy asshole then she shoves a magic carpet down your desert hole

Hey babe let's stay in tonight and partake in greek-saladdins, it seems intriguing and a great way to spice up things in the bedroom.

by jwjax97🤘👅🌮 September 02, 2018

Green Greek Giant

A tall Greek fuck who is lighting a joint after finishing one.

Hey Green Greek Giant, I am way to high. Don't light up another joint!

by The kreeateor May 05, 2020

Greek Dressing

Semen excreted from the anus after anal sex. Also known as a dirt pipe milkshake. This was originally coined for gay sex, but has expanded to hetero anal.

Greek dressing slid out of Jill's butthole and ran down her vagina after Jack pulled his weiner out of her ass.

by Himinbjorg June 13, 2018