flog the log

to spank the monkey, yank the snake, or choke the chicken

i walked in on little billy and there he was flogging his log.

by kitty February 19, 2004

Flowing the Der

Giving head.
Blow Job.
Sucking Dick.
Oral Man-sex.

Fucking weird, right?

Guy Number 1: "Hey, check out my new roller blades!"

Guy Number 2: "Aw dude sick, let's strap them on, and go down Main Street flowing the der!"

by werdna250 July 26, 2009

Float the Fat Chick

When one friend goes above and beyond the call of duty to ensure a successful night for the other.

-Mate this sheila's foxy, I want to get with her tonight. She has a friend.
-But her friend is a fugly, azz whore.
-Please man! I will repay you, just 'Float the Fat Chick' for me tonight.

by Fargus2345 February 18, 2011

floss the albatross

carry a burden. albatross being a metaphor for a gift or burden

floss the albatross like daddy kane with a chain

by killerbee33 April 21, 2018

Flour in the cupboard

If you are still living with your parents, and your partner starts leaving their junk at your house, it's called "flour in the cupboard"

Brad: I don't think my parents would mind me bringing a girl home
Bobby: They might if she puts her flour in the cupboard

by Wyndstorm December 17, 2008

flower in the mud

To go through alot pain, to smile and be different, to stand away from the crowd.

James was a flower in the mud, but all the kids picked on him

by IG@Jay_Swizzy_17_ April 26, 2015

Flower's in the cage

"It's a sure thing."

Adapted from a phrase coined by Pittsburgh Penguins coach Dan Bylsma. Originally used to inform the team that goaltender Marc-Andre Fleury was starting a game, it has since been used to indicate when something is a guarantee.

Works best when there is a slight pause before being uttered.

... Flower's in the cage.

by schtobes January 14, 2011