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British Bastard

British boy that lives in America, but works at an Australian restaurant, who's likely to have an enormous wang, who will passionately love you and never define the relationship.
"I haven't dated anyone since I was dicked down and turnt up by the British Bastard"
by idfwu_cak June 19, 2015
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pinko-bastard

Ronald Reagan, owing a debt to Hollywood, coined this term in the 80's to rally a country to watch the movie "Red Dawn"
Gorby you pinko-bastard, tear down this wall.
by Jayats November 9, 2013
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El Bastard

More of a Bastard than a normal Bastard. The height of Bastardness.
What!? You had sex with my mother!!!? You....EL BASTARD!
by Strider Kyoden February 11, 2003
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fucking bastard

used to describe when you fuck someone who you hate, so you slap them around a bit before hand
"man, i saw kristie today all fucked up"
"yeah, i fucked that bitch"
"you fucking bastard!"
by kimmy booth April 16, 2005
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Backburner Bastard

The kind of bastard that puts nice pretty girls on the back burner, and instead dates some biologically confused Mexican trash bag that sells herself for food stamps and thinks she's a vampire.
Person 1: Gosh darnet I really liked that guy but it turns out that he was just a backburner bastard.

Person 2: Don't worry he'll be burned back when he's sitting in the corner and watching that Mexican slut sell her self for food stamps.

Person 1: Yeah, I hope it burns when he's eating Mexican man cum out of her twat..... stupid fucking backburner bastard.
by Lacey666 November 30, 2011
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rat bastard

a person who intentionally or unintentionally causes issues which annoy you.
you rat bastard!! Who said you could use a simple material, when my instructions clearly outline using a color material???
by H!ghPla!nsDr!fter August 26, 2009
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greedy bastard

The man that thinks the responsibility of taking care of his wife and children is not his problem. Even though he has a good paying job and his wife has a terminal illness.
I asked my husband for gas money and money for our childrens doctor appointment but all he did was fight with me. He's such a greedy bastard!
by beveann February 29, 2012
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