9 September

National Adoption Day

“Why you so happy dad”
It’s 9 September I can put you up for adoption”
“Oh”

by Waka paka November 25, 2021

9/11

Like 7/11, they just open at nine, instead.

Hey, are you goin’ down to 9/11? If so, can you buy me a sandwich?

by Andersn’t not February 12, 2020

9/11

9/11 is an overused meme.

Oh my God 9/11 was an inside job

Or
9/11 couldn't have been an inside joke because the planes hit the outside.
Or
I caused 9/11 .

by PositiveJack September 04, 2017

9/11

The 9/11 is a sexual activity in which a guy airplanes (sometimes called the superman in other cultures) a girl while the second guy dives in from behind. When they all three fall this is called the 9/11.

Last night Jack was airplaining Jill while I came in from behind. It was kind of unstable and I 9/11 'd it.

by iDouBLETAPo January 21, 2018

cue 9

cue 9 refers to a theatrical blackout.

cue 9 go! and the lights faded to black

by thevoltmaster May 02, 2004

May 9

National suck your best friends boobies day

Boy: Hey, it’s May 9th…
Girl: oh right… sure

by BrianTheMassiveDick May 09, 2022

May 9

Release date of Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz. It is a national holliday.

Person 1- "Hey dude, it's may 9th!"
Person 2- "Happy birthday Feel good inc!"

by kiwster May 09, 2020