Glock 9

What people in the hood call any pistol (Actual glock, hi point, sig, etc.) Despite the name, glock does not make a 9, as the 9 refers to the 9mm rounds most popular pistols shoot.

I remember eating ramen with a glock 9

by Whipt_butter December 8, 2021

9-short

Parents are watching

Don’t send nudes 9-short

by gLu bOy June 7, 2018

June 9

Global make fun of rule 34 and or e621 artists day

It's June 9

Let's go kick the shit out of a rule 34 artist

by Boneless soda May 20, 2023

halo 9

The 9th installment of the Halo series. Masterchief will finally be dead at this point, and humanity will collapse because of this, and the covenant will occupy Earth and some other shit I'm sure. Guerrilla warfare with resurected Avery Johnson plz!

I beat everybody to a definition of Halo 9! Now I'll have friends you actually love me...

by AnonymousBitch2 November 27, 2017

February 9

People born on this day have massive dicks

Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches

by _Gayest_Bitch_ November 22, 2021

march 9

national hug a bitch day

it's march 9, let's go hug that bitch over there.

by lovely 🌻 October 15, 2019

October 9

kiss without the cringe day

Just kiss them everywhere. October 9 is literally kiss without the cringe day.

by personguyboy October 7, 2021