by TotallyNotATwoTimer09 April 11, 2022

Someone who attempts to pull off a ruse in which he/she pretends a pop machine has dispensed two pops for the price of one when everyone knows very well that he/she deposited two dollars in the machine. "Two-dollar" then gives the extra pop to a table of senior girls in hopes they will reciprocate some form of friendship. In order to fully obtain "two-dollar" status it is necessary for the table of girls to be fully aware of the ruse from the beginning and share collective laughs at "two-dollar's" expense behind his/her back.
by Henry23 July 20, 2008

1.Man bro I was with these two girls last night it was one of the best times of my life
2.damn I could really use two girls right now
2.damn I could really use two girls right now
by Savy my nigga November 26, 2018

by devisible September 20, 2006

by superk68 September 29, 2020

also:
a radio communications device that allows for transmit-and-recieve operations, the incorrect version of a Family Radio Service radio.
a radio communications device that allows for transmit-and-recieve operations, the incorrect version of a Family Radio Service radio.
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 26, 2003

verb.
When something is going really, really well, then all of a sudden the whole situation gets totally fucked. Literal translation/origin: Girl sends Guy a booty call text message at 2am, but when Guy shows up, there's two dudes just chillin on the couch with Girl. As such, the guy got "two-dudesed."
Similar to cock block or buzzkill.
Can also be used to imply "fucking shit up."
"Two Dudes" may also be used as a noun referring to a person who constantly ruins kickass situations.
When something is going really, really well, then all of a sudden the whole situation gets totally fucked. Literal translation/origin: Girl sends Guy a booty call text message at 2am, but when Guy shows up, there's two dudes just chillin on the couch with Girl. As such, the guy got "two-dudesed."
Similar to cock block or buzzkill.
Can also be used to imply "fucking shit up."
"Two Dudes" may also be used as a noun referring to a person who constantly ruins kickass situations.
(v.) I was mackin on this chick last night and it was going great until her fat friend showed up and totally two-dudesed me!
(v.) That party was totally awesome until the cops showed up and two-dudesed the whole evening.
(v.) If that guy says one more word to me I'm fully going to go two-dudes on him.
(n.) Tommy is such a tool. He's pretty much a two-dudes.
(v.) That party was totally awesome until the cops showed up and two-dudesed the whole evening.
(v.) If that guy says one more word to me I'm fully going to go two-dudes on him.
(n.) Tommy is such a tool. He's pretty much a two-dudes.
by Jonah Sauce August 9, 2008
