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Two Timer

A two timer is a person who (during sexual intercourse) claps two times and climaxes.
“Bro don’t be a two timer
by TotallyNotATwoTimer09 April 11, 2022
mugGet the Two Timermug.

two-dollar

Someone who attempts to pull off a ruse in which he/she pretends a pop machine has dispensed two pops for the price of one when everyone knows very well that he/she deposited two dollars in the machine. "Two-dollar" then gives the extra pop to a table of senior girls in hopes they will reciprocate some form of friendship. In order to fully obtain "two-dollar" status it is necessary for the table of girls to be fully aware of the ruse from the beginning and share collective laughs at "two-dollar's" expense behind his/her back.
Hey check out the pop machine, two-dollar is at it again.
by Henry23 July 20, 2008
mugGet the two-dollarmug.

Two girls

Having a threesome or sex with two fineass women at the same time
1.Man bro I was with these two girls last night it was one of the best times of my life

2.damn I could really use two girls right now
by Savy my nigga November 26, 2018
mugGet the Two girlsmug.

two to the dome

To fire two bullets into the purposed victim.
"PAP" "PAP"... "two to the dome" fucker.
by devisible September 20, 2006
mugGet the two to the domemug.

Zero Two

Zero Two is now currently with ravor in 2020, and the best waifu in anime history.
by superk68 September 29, 2020
mugGet the Zero Twomug.

two-way

also:

a radio communications device that allows for transmit-and-recieve operations, the incorrect version of a Family Radio Service radio.
Mommy, there are scary men on the two-way.
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 26, 2003
mugGet the two-waymug.

two-dudes

verb.

When something is going really, really well, then all of a sudden the whole situation gets totally fucked. Literal translation/origin: Girl sends Guy a booty call text message at 2am, but when Guy shows up, there's two dudes just chillin on the couch with Girl. As such, the guy got "two-dudesed."

Similar to cock block or buzzkill.

Can also be used to imply "fucking shit up."

"Two Dudes" may also be used as a noun referring to a person who constantly ruins kickass situations.
(v.) I was mackin on this chick last night and it was going great until her fat friend showed up and totally two-dudesed me!

(v.) That party was totally awesome until the cops showed up and two-dudesed the whole evening.

(v.) If that guy says one more word to me I'm fully going to go two-dudes on him.

(n.) Tommy is such a tool. He's pretty much a two-dudes.
by Jonah Sauce August 9, 2008
mugGet the two-dudesmug.

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