Thank the Universe it's Friday

An expression that is non-religious/agnostic/atheist-friendly in expressing "Thank the Universe it's Friday" instead of "Thank God it's Friday" or "TGIF".

Thank the Universe it's Friday, let's FSU!!!

Thank the Universe it's Friday, I need a break!!

I am going out tonight. Thank the Universe it's Friday!!

by LingDanc803 September 22, 2023

thanks for the warning officer

A sentence black people can’t use.

Black man: He-*death*
White man: Thanks for the warning officer which u did nig guve me.

by Toblox gay November 21, 2021

THANK YOU REALISM

MEM0RY 0F VICTIMS...FROM ...
W0RLD TRADE CENTER

OCT0BER 11., 2001
RES0RTS W0RLD PASAY PHILIPINES JUNE 2, 2017
OCT0BER 1, 2017 121 DAYS
T0 MANDALAY BAY PARADISE, R0UTE 91 HARVEST FESTIVAL

CHAMPLAIN T0WERS.SURFSIDE, FL..JUNE 24 , 2021 ...PANCAKE.PUCK STACKS.STINK C0LLAPSE.M0N-KEY
UVALDE R0BB ELEMENTARY SCH00L JUNE 24, 2022...365 DAYS 3 (666) = 18

DEFINITION SCROLL APPLICATION

IT IS HEREBY A SALUTATION.

A job well done AARON WATSON PECKHAM with the URBAN DICTIONARY and congratulations in your EXPANSION OF YOUR INSIGHTFUL D0 TEAM = TEEM = 0K P00P = EARS.

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DEFINITION SCROLL APPLICATION

IT IS HEREBY A SALUTATION.

A job well done AARON WATSON PECKHAM with the URBAN DICTIONARY as to declare "THANK YOU REALISM" for every CROWD SOURCING and congratulations in your EXPANSION OF YOUR INSIGHTFUL D0 TEAM = TEEM = 0K P00P = EARS.

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PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT

REALISM.77
A (FUCKING) SMILER .77

R.U.L.E.S.

THANK Y0U.SMELL ASS.100
THANKS A BUNCH.122
EAT FECES ASSH0LE.122
THANK Y0U SIR.STRADDLE PENIS.146
FEELING GRATEFUL.148
EAT P00P PEDOPHILE.148
EAT P00P PISS DICK.148

NEWS EVENT

T HANKS.Y0U TUBE.167

AMAZ0N RELAX RIMJ0B.H0CKEY.167
CHAMPLAIN(E)T0WERS.167

ASSH0LE. DINNER YACHT.SLEEP.121
RELAX 666 TEEM.121
GREEK.BALLS. P00 DATE.46
GREEK YACHT ASSH0LE.167

I'M THANKFUL F0R Y0U.185
SHIT STINKS UP.185
BL0WING KISSES T0 Y0U165
EAT URINE SHIT T0ILET..165
THANKS A MILLI0N.143
F0NDNESS F0R FECES.143
THANKS A WATT.STINK A ASSH0LE.138
I'M GIVING THANKS.JUST IN REEK JU.163
THANK Y0U THANK Y0U.200 FAG DAY RES0RTS W0RLD.200

by DISTRAUGHT July 20, 2022

THANK YOU REALISM

MEM0RY 0F VICTIMS...JULY 20, 2022 3:33 PM....7:16 PM
W0RLD TRADE CENTER OCT0BER 11. 2001
RES0RTS W0RLD PASAY PHILIPINES JUNE 2, 2017
OCT0BER 1, 2017 121 DAYS
KNIGHTS.88 SHARKS.76 3 5 10:51 PM OCT0BER 1, 2017
T0 MANDALAY BAY PARADISE
CHAMPLAIN T0WERS...JUNE 24 , 2021 ...PANCAKE.PUCK

STACKS.STINK C0LLAPSE.WASTE
UVALDE R0BB ELEMENTARY SCH00L JUNE 24, 2022....365 DAYS

DEFINITION SCROLL APPLICATION

IT IS HEREBY A SALUTATION.

A job well done AARON WATSON PECKHAM with the URBAN DICTIONARY and congratulations in your EXPANSION OF YOUR INSIGHTFUL D0 TEAM = TEEM = 0K P00P = EARS.

43

143 PR0FRESSIVE SIDE BET 5

The THANK YOU REALISM swims real truthfully as ANAL QLAN your occupation is not ACTUARIAL CLIMAX PR0STITUTE as the only thing you are is a PHYSICAL LITERALLY "SHITEATER SHIT EATER".

PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT

REALISM.77
A (FUCKING) SMILER .77
FECES FACES E.77
I WASTE.MATTER.77
AH D00 EAT FECES.77

R.U.L.E.S.

THANK Y0U.SMELL ASS.100
THANKS A BUNCH.122
EAT FECES ASSH0LE.122
THANK Y0U SIR.STRADDLE PENIS.146
FEELING GRATEFUL.148
EAT P00P PEDOPHILE.148
EAT P00P PISS DICK.148

NEWS EVENT

T HANKS.Y0U TUBE.167

AMAZ0N RELAX RIMJ0B.H0CKEY.167
CHAMPLAIN(E)T0WERS.167

ASSH0LE. DINNER YACHT.SLEEP.121
RELAX 666 TEEM.121
GREEK.BALLS. P00 DATE.46
GREEK YACHT ASSH0LE.167

I'M THANKFUL F0R Y0U.185
SHIT STINKS UP.185
BL0WING KISSES T0 Y0U165
EAT URINE SHIT T0ILET..165
THANKS A MILLI0N.143
F0NDNESS F0R FECES.143
THANKS A WATT.STINK A ASSH0LE.138
I'M GIVING THANKS.JUST IN REEK JU.163
THANK Y0U THANK Y0U.200 FAG DAY RES0RTS W0RLD.200

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 23, 2022

Follow Up Thank You

Saying or sending a secondary “Thank You” to someone to show appreciation AFTER the appreciated event has taken place. This should done be the next day but can be up to 3 days later. The generous person should never be left wondering if you enjoyed the event.

Person 1: We need to send Erin a “Follow Up Thank You” because the concert was great last night.

Person 2: I agree, she really hooked us up!!

Follow Up Example Text: Hey Erin, thanks again for hooking us up with those tickets, the concert was GREAT!”

by ThumbWrestlingChamp June 6, 2022

OK thanks

Response used by an individual who couldn't afford the product they asked about.

How much is that Ford Pinto
$2 500
OK thanks

by Mr Hammo June 10, 2022

Thanks in Pay

A backronym for “tip” or gratuity. Tipping can be seen as a way of thanking a person for good services, so “thanks in pay” works pretty well.

The waiter was friendly and attentive, so I thanked him with a good tip.

Ah, so a tip is a thanks in pay!

by Lee404 June 11, 2022