HAM

acronym for hot ass mess. for use when hot mess just won't suffice.

Marissa had her hair in a messy bun on top of her head, was rocking fuzzy socks and sandals with her baggy sweats and rollin up into school in an old beat up '89 honda... HAM.

by WALRANO May 10, 2011

hammed

the first level of getting drunk, hammed equates to being tipsy.

After 3 shots Brian began to feel a little hammed.

by B. Smith October 15, 2006

lady ham

Vagina.

I could spend all day eating her lady ham!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

Spanky Ham

The coolest charchter on Drawn Together can be seen on comedy central at 10:30 PM wed nights

Spanky Ham is a very peverted pig on Drawn Together voiced by Adam Carola (sp?)

by The Col. November 27, 2004

ham shake

it’s when you shake your ham, but your ham shakes you right back 😎

“HEY MAN HAM SHAKE”
“OHHH BRO YEAH HELL YEAH!!!”

by babyh8r July 20, 2021

Ham Train

A nickname for a man's penis.

She was ready and willing to hop aboard the ham train and head to pleasure town.

by popeamadeus June 10, 2010

mammy hams

The naked thighs of a larger built old woman.

“Damn did you see those mammy hams”

by Ham_chaser August 11, 2019