stepak

gay, wack, bunk,lame, hurting, generally uncool.

"man this class is so stepak"
"dude you just knocked my beer over, thats stepak"

by jae millz November 23, 2006

step-mother fucker

A man who is a step lower on the social rung than a plain ol' average motherfucker.

Brian thought the was a bad mother fucker...but he's worse than he thinks...he's a step-mother fucker.

by DOTK April 1, 2010

side step

When a jerk-off cop tries rousting you, and you approach him the wrong way. Usually, the officer thinks you are trying to "advance" on him or his weapon.

Buddy, I will shoot you in the face if you side step me again. Keep your goddamn hands up!

by Drucifer January 24, 2005

step out

Have a night out of the house. Usually involves drinking or some other method of distorting reality in a town or city. Also may include rowdy behavior and possibly jail.

I am going to step out Tonight !

by LIRR Guy September 24, 2003

Step-Sister-Wife

A wife's husband's "other woman" known to the wife; whether openly acknowledged or not.

The legal wife of a woman's, generally a mistress, long-term boyfriend/lover/mate.

Two or more women who share a romantic relationship with one man, but do not share a dwelling/residence.

After spending 25 years with me and simultaneously spending 18 years with her, she was more like a step-sister-wife than my husband's mistress.

Since Warren Buffett never divorced his wife Susie, she and his long-term partner, Astrid, are, for all intents and purposes, step-sister-wives.

by AmberChella March 17, 2011

If you ever step on my patch...

The pre-text to a phrase threatening anyone who 'steps on your patch'.

Person 1: Hey can I step on your patch?
Person 2:If you ever step on my patch... I'll bring you down, I'll bring you down...

Also the only lyrics to a song by Jim Noir, and music used in the video game Little Big Planet.

by Ratman93 May 16, 2011

stems

Gams; sexy or lovely long, slender female legs.

"The best part of an true bette is her smokin' hot stems."

"Dude, check out the Maria coming this way!! What epic stems!!"

"Sheryl Crow has the world's greatest pair of stems!"
"Way!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010