purse slap

To slap someone with a purse.

Grandma was using her extra powerful purse slap on the young man who tried to steal her oatmeal.

by Emily THE Hobo June 26, 2008

bell slap

when one is slaped in the bell end by a hand, fist or ball

fuck me... some cunt just gave me a right proper bell slap

by themotherfuckingweasalman January 15, 2009

double-backhand-bitch-slap

(said as one word.) The act of backhand bitch slapping someone (especially someone who is a bitch) twice in succession.

She wouldn't listen, so I had no choice but to double-backhand-bitch-slap her.

by Matty O January 19, 2004

dick slap

To slap a girl in one of many places(such as the ass, titties, clit, and face(or tongue) just to name a few favorites) with your dick. (D.S. for stealth use)

"I would like to give that girl the dick slap to the face."

by McStoodly April 21, 2006

Flap Slap

The Flap slap is the female equivalent of a cock slap.

She stands over her partner when he is asleep and slaps him round the face with her fanny flaps.

' When Brad was asleep I stood over him and flap slapped him good!'

by Bonerificly Big January 28, 2009

Slap The Salami

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

by Alex Reynolds January 5, 2008

slap her the mushroom

to hit a girl in the head with one's circumsised penis so hard as to leave a mark. See also mushroom tattoo.

"Next time, just slap her the mushroom."

by Brad Maynes February 4, 2003