The Spider-man

When getting ready to cum, you do the spider-man shooting a web move and yell “Tooooobbbbeeeeyyy” as you finish on her face!
Last night I was hooking up with this chick and I hit her with the Spider-Man, Yelled Tooobbbeeeyyyy so loud I thought I was gonna open a portal to another multiverse!
by Dogwood816 March 03, 2022
Get the The Spider-man mug.

Lint Spider

When lint falls out off your asscrack
“Jerry had lint spiders all up in him crack”
by Papertowelroll February 04, 2021
Get the Lint Spider mug.

Spider Elf

A super sugar obsessed person most likely an elf . and often is a spider man fan who pretends to be him but gets to much into the role. and ALWAYS A DUMBAS*
joey: STOP EATING ALL MY SNACKS SPIDER ELF OMG!
elf: lol no....

elf got dropkicked to the face lol and got called a snack stealer
by JOEY PEACHES IS #1 March 12, 2022
Get the Spider Elf mug.

mud spider

Dude, my mud spider itched all day today.
by Dusuajfh February 25, 2018
Get the mud spider mug.

Spider Rape

Spider Rape is when a spider, is harrasing a human in a chain of acts. Mostly the female side of the human body?

Spider Rape is very common on islands like Austrailia, Denmark, Japan, Liechstenstein and some others.
The act spider rape occurs because of the following:
A: A spider is has ben set loose by a crazy maniac.
B: A spider has been killed. (Wich leads to a vendetta performed by fanatics in spider costumes)
C: Microsoft sells a computer.
1. Spider rape is bad! "Arnold from California"
2. MARYYY, get mah gun! There are spiders doing spider rape on the corn field!
3. Spiderman, nuff said. Kirsten is being raped.
by BobProductions August 02, 2008
Get the Spider Rape mug.

Wall Spider

the act of splattering feces from your hole in the shape of a King Kong Spider on the wall of a bar, club, or any other social setting while no one is looking.
Where's Resnick?

ohh hes in the corner dancing with... Hold up, hes playing with that Wall Spider.
by Levinsuck March 02, 2005
Get the Wall Spider mug.

Butt Spiders

A form of diarrhea in which you crap liquid crap containing spiders (living or dead.) of no certain species.

also spelled buttspiders
Tanner: Dude who in this house is crapping spiders!?

Ryan: Yeah, whoever it is, get out! We don't want you giving us Buttspiders!

Nick: Well it's not me! I know I don't have Butt Spiders.
by .Tanner Linares. January 03, 2011
Get the Butt Spiders mug.