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shakyle size

1) something abnormally small*

2) an oddly shaped object*

3) a combination of both terms*

*usually referring to a male's penis.
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1) Bro, that pencil is so shakyle sized.

2) The stuff inside a lava lamp is shakyle sized

3) Yo, that shell is shakyle sized.
by jepwner May 8, 2011
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near soiled experience

A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.
I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.
by saharadryhumor December 25, 2014
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size princess

a size princess is the opposite of a size queen. a size princess likes very small penises.
size princesses are not very common.
by Hawn Gnarley July 5, 2014
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Fun-size

A girl who is a great artist, and friend. Her short height is where her nickname comes from. One of my good friends.
Guy#1: wow, who drew that? It's amazing!
Guy#2: Fun-size did.

Guy#1: all right everyone, time to come up with nicknames.
Guy#2: she's short, she should be Fun-size.
by Dumbles June 20, 2013
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plus sized model

That plus sized model gotta donk and I'm liking it.
by cuzimbeautiful May 7, 2011
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Perfect size

what your girlfriend says when she genuinely thinks your dick is big
damn babe your dick the most perfect size geez
by mybfishot September 17, 2021
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Star trek skizer

A chick (girl) who will sleep with any man or alien for a upper lever position on The Star Trek Enterprise.
yo man Nyota Uhura played by Zoe Saldana in the new Star Track movie is a star trek skizer.
by Fsmith08 May 11, 2009
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